Schitt's Simply the Best: The Podcast

Episode 60 - I‘m a Cute Huge Yacht

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Barbara Streisand’s vocal coach, acting lessons, offer-only, Hampton Hoes, the Alexis boop, a weekend bag, the bathroom, Romanian marble, drink and film corner, Johnny’s excitement, Patrick’s anger, Ronnie’s confidence, Alexis’s audition, giant heels, a different orchard, the loss, the chocolates, Johnny’s understanding, bleu cheese, Stevie’s new role, and Halloween corner.

 

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Episode 59 - What Can I Do to Shorten Your Stay in My Store?

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss David’s eating, the Cabaret story, a Titanic comparison, the auditions, a flirty guest, chunky heels, an artistic cradle robber, Gwen, Cheryl’s flirting, Moira’s directing, mutual respect, kid’s ages, the little tyke, Johnny’s lack of chill, “we’re in it now”, Patrick’s audition, three electrocutions, the rubber dress, the weirdest couple, the reveal, a gym discount, and a 50 year old Leisl von Trapp.

 

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Episode 58 - It’s Not Like It’s a Mistake, or We Regret It, Right?

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss exclamation points in titles, button punches, the training video, a night of debauchery, a 30 something named Ken, Polaroids, casino must-haves, black forest tenders, the haircut, a moment of growth, ground rules and selfless David.

 

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Episode 57 - Yum! That Was Fun.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a supportive partner, a couple’s massage, the babysitter, Not Without My Cousin, the baby binder, a miracle baby, dressed to the nines in choking hazards, party shots, high school parties, a salad bowl of E, Neuterpalooza Week, a very young 77, scheduled dormancy, the many bebes, flip it, Ted’s look, a spin the bottle moment, Big Guy, Adelina, hands-on parenting, and Fun Ted.

 

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Episode 56 - And Admire the Cherry Blossoms by Myself, Like Some Kind of Pervert?

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a premiere package, going through customs, the cherry blossoms, almost sweet gestures, Old Shan, financial issues, the word “moist”, being stood up on dates, Polar Bear shots, YouTube tutorials, karaoke, the dehumidifier, a little Casanova, David or Dana, covered charges, Zhampagne and if those are the right shoes.

 

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Episode 55 - These Days, either He's Crying or I Am!

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss the V-VIP guest, Roland’s lying abilities, a wandering in off the road look, Patrick’s living situation, Knock-Knock, Bosnia stories, the Nine Inch Nails medley, Twyla’s singing, Rolahn the liaison, Jazzagals drama, Stevie flirting, turndown surface, the apartment hunt, body lice and a review.

 

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Episode 54 - A Wallet Full of Debt

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss high-energy Moira, a Bosnian journey, porny love letters, cloth totes, upselling, Mr. Sporty Spice, the empty book, unannounced entrances, Bosniwood, a bra burning, questionable skin care, backhanded compliments, a jewelry swap, the gem that is Twyla, hospital bracelets, an aubergine color, emotionally held-up, words are weapons, a lucky customer, an incinerator, a full-body cast,  non-vanilla Johnny, a tiara-clad Twyla, and a shared Schitthead of the week.

 

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Episode 53 - Mmm! Eat Glass.

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss parents mixing up names, trying on wigs, a 90’s relationship quiz, a hair dryer incident, cawing, trying to be sexy, rubber finger things, bluntness, Moira’s comeback, the café’s special, an acorn person, the babe show, being fearful of heights, a sexy birthright trip, Ask Jeevsing, artist advice, bad directors, theatre corner, the “rocket fuel”, supportive Stevie, finding your someone, bug fears, Ted’s comedy fire, the rope course and the crow voice.

 

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Episode 52 - Christmas Eve. Wake Me When It's Over

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss gingerbread cookies, a flouncy apron, missing chest & back day, protesters, Peter fundraiser, attic & scented car ornaments, a Christmas gourd, a guest list, shenanigans, releasing the tree, flashbacks, boozeless shakes, a Christmas miracle and rummage sale gifts.

 

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Episode 51 - When You’ve Got It, Don’t Let It Go

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss the season finale (technically), co-chair issues, effective hand gestures, an awkward-sized box, an important “I Love You”, a minor issue, a little frippet, a phone left behind, charming puns, annoyed singles, a special lock, a recognizable Schitt’s resident, a blunt Bob, a talk about holding onto love, special dog treats, a mother-to-mother conversation, a missing tea, a Ted surprise and a new baby with a familiar name.

 

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